Over-sharing on Facebook has become trying. These are a list of the most commonly over shared types of updates (stolen from a mag). I found them cleverly true, I hope this will also amuse you.
The Oh, Shut Up-date
Jonathan is THRILLED by Time Out's favorable review of his club gig! (link)
Susan My kid just gets cuter.. and cuter.. and cuter every day!
The EWWPdate
Anna My rash is better, but still oozing
Jose Flu, day 3: Vomiting gone, but have the runs instead. And now Jack is throwing up.
The Schtupdate (should have been called the SLUT-date?)
Jackie is putty in the hands of a man who brings her coffee in bed
Melissa just loves morning sex
The Don't Save the (Up)date
Alexandra Hey, girlfriend! Psyched for J's wedding! Want to share a room?
Charlie I land on Friday - will be great to catch up! Can't wait to see you!
PS Alexandra's friend wasn't invited to the wedding and Charlie blew off other people in the town he's visiting
The I Screwed Up-Date
Sara I'm so sorry. I have a few reasons, but no excuses, Weepy sleepiness = complete penance
Bill Oh, Susanna, don't you cry for me. I can't believe I said what I said. Forgive me?
The I Chewed Up-Date
Christine is eating toast
Christine just made ramen
Christine has linguine with clam sauce - yum
The Just Suck it Up-date
Candice 'Tis a sad, sad day when one realizes she doesn't mean a thing to anyone
The re-up-date
Sam is on the plane!
Sam is landing!
Sam is getting off the plane!
Sam Here comes my suitcase!
Joe Wish I could just disappear. Just the fact I exist has always hurt people
omggg so accurate
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