So remember when I had swine flu? LAST TUESDAY?! Turns out my swine flu had babies named pleurisy and pneumonia! hooray! and I'm in the hospital since yesterday! hooray!!
Anyway, there's been no lacking of the good stuff here. And I don't mean cookies and ice cream (though those aren't lacking either) but morphine and xanax (for my anxiety, haha)
I apparently have a lot of anxiety. I think my new nurse "Kathleen" thinks I'm exhibiting drug seeking behavior so she's switched me to motrin, but I'm going to see what can be done to persuade CNA Terry.
Lots of visitors, including my dean (I'm sure just to make sure I'm faking).
Anyway, that's mostly it. I think the Ambien is kicking in. Time to sleep
oh my! do they give you a button to pump the morphine. I'm glad your dean cares enough to visit. I'm not sure that would happen here. I hope you feel better!! How much longer are you there? Is it worth sending flowers. Perhaps E-flowers?
ReplyDeleteI'm out!
ReplyDeleteI was there for 4 days. So ridiculous. Also, it turns out that I have very small veins. When the third lab tech came in to try and insert a new IV catheter he accidentally hit my radial nerve. Needless to say, I promptly vomited from the outrageous pain it caused, but didn't feel half as bad as the lab tech did. He may or may not have cried.
I think just the intention to send flowers is more than enough, haha.