I also wanted to include an e-mail my friend will sent me because it made me lol. The success to which he is referring is in buying drugs:
Dearest Adam & Kim,
Success kids. By the way I am so high right now (but not on the own supply I just bought; there are three words for that DI-SCI-PLINE (and that fact that I already gave it away to be driven up to Bowdoin)).
Adam, I'm also almost done with this love song I've been tinkering with. We should workshop that mutha fucka. Although it calls for a 72-piece orchestra, full black baptist gospel choir, and a microphoned tank of whales in heat. You should also brush up on your sitar. Drewt on drums is essential. If I had to compare it to other songs it would be like a mix of Something, Visions of Johanna, Say Yes, Ring of Fire, Angie, Svefn-G-Englar, and Fake Plastic Trees (to name a few).
Kim, the whole band will need japanese tragedy mask face paint. But Adam and I will need to be Samurai Warriors with scaly dragon/rhino skin that will seem impenetrable to fire.
Obviously.
Peace, Love,
-Willy
I need to meet this character. I am also l-ingol. I loved his graphic descriptions, I can hear it now and the song sounds absolutely amazing. It'll take home Grammy for sure, then stuff her in some display cabinet only to be seen by MTV cribs. I think I might have an idea where to find both the choir and whales in heat, but we'll need a large both and we'll have to travel to the 1800s on the Amistad. Its the perfect solution to get two birds stoned, though I'm not sure that they will be Baptist. Its unfortunate that their choice of religion matters in this case.
ReplyDeleteTo relate to the use of "lol", yours was the second of recently used "lol" to actually mean laugh out loud instead of meaning "haha" in computer language. I pondered that for a while the other day and also am now. I decided that I would have never used the phrase "laugh out loud" if not for AIM.
The Amistad-
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both was supposed to be BOAT. haha
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