Tuesday, March 24, 2009

goright.com

I'd forgotten to elaborate on this plan.
It's an effort at a solution to that awkward back and forthsies dance you do when you are walking towards someone on the street and your paths are about to collide. You go right and they go left (you're facing each other), then you try left but they try right, and repeat ad nauseum. Then you have to do a stupid laugh or even joke about what just happened, even though it's more annoying than funny.

In my travels I've discovered that this happens all over the world. Thus, the goright.com project was formed. If everyone just goes right all the time, this will never happen again.

I chose right because we can't let those wacky Brits and their left-walking/driving ways win this one. It's just too important.

Thoughts??

1 comment:

  1. Perrr--fect!

    Great plan. Will you list the types of jokes that should be avoided in this type of situation. Maybe some common courtesies for not heading so close into someones personal space will be needed as well. Just to make sure people really understand how annoying this really is. I don't think most people do, otherwise there would already be some kind of rule.
    Its about time this becomes common knowledge to go right, its only natural. I wish this type of thing were innate.

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