Puns.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/28/opinion/28Tartakovsky.html?ex=1253937600&en=ab083899556aa488&ei=5087&WT.mc_id=OP-D-I-NYT-MOD-MOD-M088-ROS-0309-PH&WT.mc_ev=click

Recipe for the Best Banana Sunday

Ingredients:
1 dark banana - because its creamy, almost like the texture of cold ice cream.
2 scoops of your favorite Ben and Jerrys. My recommendation American Dream + Cherry Garcia, but i'm sure any number of combinations would work.
2+ spoons of peanut butter
2+ spoons of refridgerated fudge icing.

Seriously, the best.
Just enough texture for difference, juste enough temperature difference.


I think we need to publish a cook book. Can we post that on goright without people feeling weird about that connection?

goright.com

I'd forgotten to elaborate on this plan.
It's an effort at a solution to that awkward back and forthsies dance you do when you are walking towards someone on the street and your paths are about to collide. You go right and they go left (you're facing each other), then you try left but they try right, and repeat ad nauseum. Then you have to do a stupid laugh or even joke about what just happened, even though it's more annoying than funny.

In my travels I've discovered that this happens all over the world. Thus, the goright.com project was formed. If everyone just goes right all the time, this will never happen again.

I chose right because we can't let those wacky Brits and their left-walking/driving ways win this one. It's just too important.

Thoughts??

Second best site to straightdope

http://www.unnecessaryknowledge.com/

just keep clicking unnecessary knowledge link

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I also wanted to include an e-mail my friend will sent me because it made me lol. The success to which he is referring is in buying drugs:

Dearest Adam & Kim,

Success kids. By the way I am so high right now (but not on the own supply I just bought; there are three words for that DI-SCI-PLINE (and that fact that I already gave it away to be driven up to Bowdoin)).

Adam, I'm also almost done with this love song I've been tinkering with. We should workshop that mutha fucka. Although it calls for a 72-piece orchestra, full black baptist gospel choir, and a microphoned tank of whales in heat. You should also brush up on your sitar. Drewt on drums is essential. If I had to compare it to other songs it would be like a mix of Something, Visions of Johanna, Say Yes, Ring of Fire, Angie, Svefn-G-Englar, and Fake Plastic Trees (to name a few).

Kim, the whole band will need japanese tragedy mask face paint. But Adam and I will need to be Samurai Warriors with scaly dragon/rhino skin that will seem impenetrable to fire.

Obviously.

Peace, Love,

-Willy

I'm back.

Apologies for the unannounced leave of absence. The first week of my spring break was spent (as you know) in the desert, where much hiking, rafting, and horseback riding was had. The second week my grandparents were at our house because their 50th anniversary party was being held in Houston (it was fancy plus). The family and extended family didn't disappoint and all got super bombed at the open bar. After we were semi-kicked out (they started vacuuming the room and we finally got the hint) my grampa stuck his fingers in the air like guns and screamed "VINCENTS RULE!" It was touching. also weird. there is a picture of the happy couple mixed in with the desert shots..

In other news I am to be a bridesmaid in my friend's wedding. Unfortunately that means buying a dress. Fortunately the dress is pretty. My friend Carolyn (the bride) posted the link to the dress on my wall. In other other news, you got drunk and gave away 2 death skittles, which is a sad sad story. I once got drunk and gave away one, and have never been the same since. The girl I gave it to hooked up with my roommate's ex-boyfriend later that night, and I threw up a little in the snow (no rainbow colors there). Needless to say, a great night.

Back to school tomorrow. ultimate bummerrrrrr.....also, my dog vomitted on my carpet today. yessss.

The Danish duo

I went to shower after work today, and someone from the hostel had left their shampoo in the shower. I picked it up, and saw a matas label on it. Got really excited.

I went outside to have a treat, and heard these two guys talking. I was overlistening in order to see what they were saying. They were speaking in another language, (my guess was Danish because on of them said "det godt lidt"). But just to make sure, I asked them if they were Swedish. When they said they were Danish, of course I was really excited and said, "Hvordan gor det?" And they were not that excited as I was. In fact, they were less than pleased, as I should have expected. Bummer.

So I tried to use some other phrases we learned anyways. "Hvor bor du i Denmark?" "Jeg hedder Jane" "Jeg studier in Kobenhavn"
Nothing mentioned about how great I am at Danish. What a waste of a class.

Since you weren't lazy.

The tires covering the women's basketball poster and glare on Biggie from the tv.

My USB drive in shambles. Of course this sort of thing only happens during midterms.

These also burn stomachs, the cheesy hotness before flaming hot cheetos - comparably good



Its okay though, "Life is better with a side of fries"

ROOMPIX

bird. by me.



walrus. by steph.



craig. by steph.



kim and steph. by me.



room. by us.



the end.

oh and here's some bonus shots from the snowstorm last week: